I have a friend who is an aspiring actor.  While he can hardly be described as modest or shy about his minor accomplishments, his bank account is another story.  Last month, we went to this movie premiere (he was an extra) and my friend became instantly inspired by these Eclipse movie t-shirts as a way to promote his work and possibly get the attention of more casting directors.

I asked him if he was going to use a print shop and he looked at me like I had a horn growing out of my head.  He said that if it weren't for the web, he probably wouldn't be able to score the bit parts he's gotten over the past couple of years.  Between his website, IMDB page and various social networks, the web has allowed him to make many virtual contacts.

He finished by emphasizing that he needed to up his game with a custom tee shirt that is sure to get attention of many in the town of Hollyweird.  Then I realized that t-shirts have a long shelf life as long as they are kept clean and readable.  They are also sort of passive as opposed to my friend passing out flyers to strangers or expensive glossies that may go into a slush pile.

      

Before I go on to plug the opportunities I received in my email, I just want to remind everyone (Dads included, especially if you're doing it alone. ) that GENEROUS 'zine is accepting submissions from moms who loved their kids but wanted to kill them at the same time and now you're so proud of them, you have to tell someone. Inquiries can be sent contact@crazations.com (please allow 48 hours for a response).

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Love my nana but she’s what they call “spry”, like really energetic and sociable.  

For someone who remembers when Eisenhower was President, has it pretty together and loves to stay young. Problem is keeping her entertained. She loves shopping and raves about new things like televisions, TV pricing and other electronic advancements. ...

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Not an AIDS story but news about two Sylmar, CA sisters who are on the run as I type for giving someone fatal silicone. Courtesy of KTLA.com

Like the previous post, I don't find humor but sadness for what women are putting themselves through just to make a little change.

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This one's not intended to be funny because a life was lost over some trivial BS. In this case, it was everyday drama that daytime TV talk shows get ratings from. Since I've been off the man's clock, it is amazing as to what people will do on that "idiot box" for what, a couple of bills?. Get a ... << MORE >>

a new writing opportunity for mothers.   Enjoy!

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Guest post written by Gloria Elledge

One of the last things that a lot of people my age would want to do is chaperone a bunch of teenagers to a concert. But that’s just what I did last night for my church’s youth group, which includes my 14-year-old granddaughter.

I’ve helped out with the youth group for as long as I can remember, but here lately it has been in the capacity of teaching Sunday school and hosting

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Let's see, we cook a healthy meal (and no, not a damn TV dinner with four compartments), raise the kids, keep a clean home (by the time the kids REALLY get the hang of this, they're almost grown and out of the house), be an advisor or mediator to family, friends and whoever else we run across ...all while holding down a job. Courtesy of newslite.tv.
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GENEROUS , which recently marked it 3rd anniversary is introducing a new column for mothers. What we're looking for are first-person essays that highlight real moments with your children. We're not talking about those cute mommy moments like your child's first word or the day they got their Masters'. We want those other real moments when your child addressed you as mother.

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True story as to why you should buy a home .

Not long ago, I told the person I'm renting from that I would like a security door for the front part of the house because shady people come by "selling" things and are less-than-polite when you tell them you'll pass. Plus, the weather is getting warm and it may be cheaper than an air conditioner. His response was to give me a 'No Solicitation' sticker to put on my door! 
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If you're fortunate enough to have a home business, you know it's best to stretch your funds in the beginning but that doesn't mean you have to invest in office furniture that is uncomfortable. That's right!  Your back and bum will love you for choosing office chairs that are comfortable first instead of ... << MORE >>

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Thanks to guest blogger Jamie Harland for the post.

After my husband and I divorced, I decided it was time for change! I decided I wanted to explore more than what I had, so after careful thought, decided to move to Las Vegas! After 12 years in a bad marriage, Las Vegas was just what I needed, and wanted.

I decided to rent a U-haul for the move. They were also able to sell me boxes to pack everything in ...

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As a woman of color, I've always had respect for Whoopi Goldberg's career. She didn't have the bourgeois image that Diahann Carrol is known for and she seemed to not give a care about designer labels. Yet, I didn't understand her other choices (Ted Danson debacle, Hollywood Squares for anyone who remembers the 90s) but, they were hers to make.

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I thought it was just me but this >>>>>>>>
option is looking better and better
(even if it's a mirror image).

Anyway, here we go again ladies. And if you're still floating from the last wedding you went to, I'm sorry.

Here is what seems like an updated list of personality types to avoid . If you're saying 'Well, duh.'  Just remember that most everyone ... << MORE >>

Face it girl,  you can only talk to your "BFFs" for so long when you're bored at home.  Especially before conversation gets around to that certain habit you have that gets on everyone's nerves or some other thing you really weren't supposed to know but the beans got spilled...and it wasn't pretty.  And now you all aren't speaking to each other. 

Instead, ask your friends about home entertainment options.  You know, the movies, specials featuring comics like Ellen, Jeff Woxworthy or Wanda Sykes.  Or maybe you're into boxing or retro TV shows like The Munsters or Little House on the Prairie.

Now me, I'm a DVR junkie to the heart. No lie about it, a program pause and save fool!  There's nothing like being able to record shows without wondering if one of the kids decided to tape Yo Gabba Gabba or Dora the Explorer over it.

One of my girlfriends swears that Time Warner Cable is convenient due to the fact that they have payment centers near her home.

Yet, another loves the customer service and sweet deals that Dish Network offers.

All of the options are good ones but let me tell you something else.  Entertaining at home is cheap, you can pig out without worrying about leaving a tip or waiting in a long line to be somewhere that's extremely crowded.  Do you know the last time I went to the movies, I got a $20 reserved seat and someone was sitting in it - and they refused to move!

Watch unlimited movies and special programming at home without the drama or stress.

      

I once had a friend who really went out of her way to be nice to me. I mean, treating me to lunch (even when I wasn't broke) and giving me money for helping her when she was ill  (I'm a friend ... not a maid, DAMMIT). For a long time, I figured it to be a Southern hospitality thing, then I began to put the pieces together. She once stressed that she wanted for me to hang ... << MORE >>

Thanks to Jean Gentry for the guest post.

As you get older simple things, such as meeting people and going to the grocery store become much more difficult. Luckily, there is the internet. There are many advantages of the internet when it comes to elderly people. There are so many sites out there that are leaned toward grandparents that can help make their lives easier. First of all, many shopping stores are now going virtual. You can do your grocery shopping online and either have the food delivered to you or pick it up at ...

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I had fun barbecuing with mine yesterday (7/4) but it seems over in Sweden, they weren't thinking about turkey hot links. Courtesy of Yahoo.com

If anyone has money to burn, LITERALLY... please see me. Me and other American women miss our $0.13/hour but I'm not insane.

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OK, I'm about to put some turkey patties on the grill so I'll make this one quick.

Recording artist Kelis, in a collabo with UK pop artist Robyn, are sponsoring an art contest in promotion of their upcoming tour. I have feeling, based on my Kelis knowledge that t if you're specialty lies with country or folk art themes (which I personally have nothing against), you might want to pass on this one.

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I know, your sales have either been greatly reduced or hit the wall altogether and you may have even had to take on some sucky temporary assignment to make ends meet.
I am not lying when I say that I have been to that hell and back.   

It does not mean that all is lost...I repeat, ALL IS NOT LOST.

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This can go both ways, btw.

Someone has created a Viagra-type pill for women (yeah, right ...WOOHOO) and the reasons they list for our drop in libido is effing hysterical. Though the reasons obviously vary for each woman, it's like the message isn't reaching either one of their heads. I'll try to summarize without rambling.

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Guest post written by guest blogger Denise Martson

One of the best parts of my day is when I get to watch the Rachael Ray Show in the mornings on Direct.tvsatellite TV. I take this hour and normally just relax with my cup of coffee and a notepad since it’s almost guaranteed I will be writing down either a recipe name to look up later on her website or a small shopping list if something looks delicious and I decide to shop for the ingredients that day. She makes everything look so easy, and when I ...

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...and write. Shewrites.com is having a contest for new and emerging women writers. This site seems to have decent resources for writers although their classes are a bit steep. If money's too tight to mention, I'd go for one of their webinars instead.

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