I Don't Care What You Say...Queen La
Posted by Nean at 3/11/2008 3:45 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
I'm so glad to take a short vacay I don't know what to do when but I have been reminded of the other inferior product that Queen La once plugged. That damn Curvation underwear!
Now I have a confession. A long time ago, I was a shopping ho. Not in a I-need-therapy or my own segment on reality TV sort of way but if something came in the right shade of pink, green, turquoise or purple - it was mine!
Anyhoo, before I learned that Walmart exploited their Chinese workers way worse than any U.S woman employed by them who wants to move up the ladder - I bought some of their underwear. I'll spare you all the intense details but it doesn't last through many washings (more like 3 in warm water).
If it is no secret that you do not shop Vicky's Secret for the obvious reasons, that is not a crime. If you want to wear see-through, polka-dot or neon color whatevers in double-digit sizes - that is your damn business. It's just that if you buy something, it should fit and it should do what it's supposed to. Lopsided cups are not cute. Loose wires are painful as hell and saggy fabric (after a couple of spins in the washer) should be outlawed. No woman needs a house bra like they need period panties but that's the only purpose I think Curvation serves. So no, I'm not buying her new Jenny Craig commercial just like I didn't buy Carnie Wilson's argument that people need lipo.
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