OMG! The Beautiful People Are Coming! Hide the Kids!

In light of that new site that's creating a buzz really got people's draws in a bunch, I thought this article was interesting THOUGH I BEG TO DIFFER ON SO MANY LEVELS.

Let's see, when I was in school most of the college prep (now called Advanced Placement or AP) chicks looked like dogs.

I have several relatives who are "beautiful" but too dumb to get off street drugs and get a damn job.

I get a rise(and I'm still a woman) from seeing not-so-beautiful chicks get promoted over chicks that are just average without their enhancements.


An old friend loved to talk until no end about her glory days called the 70s when the only person whose chesticles came close to hers was Pam Grier but now her belly and tiddays have the same measurements.  Despite her education and accomplishments (she is the only woman I know personally who can fly a plane to this day), this would get her down.  I was compassionate at first but one day I just grabbed her by the shoulder, shook her like a rag doll and told that if she wants to hang out then she was required to loved every stretch mark, fluffy spots, sagging ends and cellulite like a high-interest bank account.

At least she stopped splitting desserts, in order to save "calories".

 

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