More Things About GENEROUS Advice Columnist, Miss Fitts

REAL NAME - Velveeta Jones (yeah, my mother really wanted for me to stand out in a crowd)

FORMER OCCUPATION - Machinist (for the last time, this is the truth)

PETS - One sexy cat named Casper that I spoil to death because she's always between my legs and Siamese whose name escapes at the moment

HOBBIES - Flying, social intercourse with complete strangers, hosting intimate dinner parties, even if they're at someone else's home

FAVORITE FOODS - Italian and Southern because I need to eat

EXPERIENCE THAT CHANGED YOUR LIFE - The morning I realized that it was OK to have a 48 inch chest
AND a 40 inch waistline AND that I was more of a real person in more ways than one!




If you have a question and not spam because pork is fatty, send an email to missfitts@crazations.com


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Posted by Nean at 3/4/2010 1:45 PM
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