GENEROUS: Sh-t Lil' Eva Says

GENEROUS

Sh-t Lil' Eva Says

Yeah, 2011 was some year and I'm here to cut through the BS that has kept some women on edge and let you know that it's okay, just carry on with YOUR life.

1. If you stop paying attention to the Kardashians, they will go away. Really. I hate reading mindless gossip blogs where commenters write 3-4 long paragraphs about what type of women these chicks really are. A hoe is a hoe. Whether it's a $2/bl*w job or a multimillion dollar contract with an American institution that's already on its last legs (Sears, that was a dumb move, btw. Should have brought back that fresh candy section instead.).

2. Ladies, women...however you define yourself. Stop buying the ring in hopes that they will pop the question. I would rather wait (and watch the calendar closely) than spend my hard-earned (even if it was on your back but I'm not judging) money on someone who is not ready to commit on that level. And when you're tired of the excuses, move on for good. And if he/she is not ready, don't torch their car, crash their wedding or do other foul mess to let them know they hurt you. Life is too damn short.

3. Unless they are suffering from serious health issues (and still, you may not be a Dr.), stop picking on people because they have gained weight or are a little heavy. Be a friend and offer to split dessert, go for a walk around the block or get to the center of THEIR pain and work it out. Or if they need space, just leave them the hell alone.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!